Based on the original illustration “The Imaginary Alien,” this green little troublemaker wasn't made to be cute. It was made to have your back. Got someone annoying you at school? At work? In life? Hand over the list. This bossy alien doesn't ask questions — it smokes, it drinks, and it settles scores. It may be small, but it's your emotional hitman from another galaxy. Crafted with soft green plush and heat-shrunk plastic details, this cosmic companion is here to remind you: You don't have to be nice all the time — just honest.